iambillyshears:

<3
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florencio:

(vía - Página 9/1936 - Tiempos Modernos - Modern Times - tt0027977)
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lumber:

ronbabcock:

concoctedconversations:

Employee:  Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack.
Boss:  I can’t wait to hear it.
Employee:  Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food?
Boss:  Pizza.
Employee:  Besides that.
Boss:  Meat.
Employee:  Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired?
Boss:  The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table.
Employee:  I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing?
Boss:  Every morning.
Employee:  What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired.
Boss:  Shut. Your. Mouth.
Employee:  We call it… Perky Jerky.
Beat.
Boss:  You brilliant sonofabitch. How?
Employee:  Science.
Boss:  Of course! 
The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth.
Boss:  I’m never going to fall asleep!

Soooo this is a real thing.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? why?
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thingssheloves:

(via Fisty Cuffs Art Print by Derek Eads | Society6)
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As is once
Will always be
Together alone

All is not lost
And we will shine

Is that a praying mantis?

(via hammond-druthers)

booksactually:

“When you consider things like the stars, our affairs don’t seem to matter very much, do they?”
– Virginia Woolf (b. 25 January, 1882 - 28 March, 1941)
In honor of her birthday, we’re offering 20% off all her titles for the entire month of January ~
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